What’s the worst part about all bubble gum? That the taste is gone in minutes or even seconds and you are stuck chewing on essentially, rubber. Not this Lollipop, this sucker lasts an hour and the flavor wont cut out on you until the very last lick! Disclaimer: Managing to blow a bubble with this pop may prove most difficult.
It’s like eating that delicious cherry on top of a Banana Split Sundae… Except this Cherry Lollipop lasts an hour, not just one bite! We also just so happen to have a “Banana Split” Lollipop, what does this mean? We’ll let you do the math, #ShamelessCrossPromotion!
It’s like standing in line at the local fair and getting handed sweet deliciousness on a stick that you then devour within 2.5 minutes while sharing none with your pesky little brother! Except you don’t have to stand in line for this Cotton Candy Lollipop! It lasts an hour and is small enough to hide from that pesky little brother, so you still don’t have to share!
It’s like running around on a hot summer day for hours through the sprinkler in the backyard and Mom comes out with a tray of Lemonade and Watermelon Slices… Except these Watermelon Lollipops last an hour and don’t have those pesky seeds that will grow a plant in your stomach #SocialLifeRuined!
WARNING: Your tongue will turn blue when consuming this pop! WARNING: You will be required to act like a child and show off your blue tongue to everyone. WARNING: We don’t think that is a bad thing.
1.1 Ounces (or 31 Grams, if you will) of the most delicious Piña Colada Lollipops you will ever taste. It’s like getting caught in the rain, not being into yoga, having half a brain, making lov… #JimmyBuffet. This Piña Colada doesn’t have quite the kick that Jimmy’s does, but will last an hour, unlike that $13.95 beverage you just bought. Like its namesake, enjoying one of these suckers on a Caribbean beach is highly recommended (Warning: Do not drop either in the sand).
Pack one of them for lunch and you’ll never have to deal with those annoying “healthy” orange slices Mom always packs! With this Lollipop that lasts an hour you’ll be the coolest kid in the lunchroom whom everyone will want to trade candy bars with! But you know better than that.
One of the most loved ice cream treats made available without any melting. Our banana split lollipop highlights the sweet banana with the rich and creamy ice cream taste mixing them just for you.
Forget waiting till Halloween for your chance at receiving a candy apple from that one house eight blocks down that always has the best candy but may not even give one out! These candy apples are available year round, last an hour and are only 120 calories! Yes Parental Units, that means you can snack on these bad boys without fear instead of stealing all the kids’ candy (Ya big jerk)!
Now, if you don’t know what a Pomegranate is, boy are you in for a treat. Ranging from sweet to mildly sour this red fruit is a culinary “ace in the hole”. Combine this treat with the deliciousness of Raspberries and you’ve got one fine Lollipop. Instead of consuming the pound of Raspberries that took you three hours to pick for the low low price of $20, give this hour lasting pop a try and enjoy these delicious fruits.
Classic. Classic is the only way to describe this Lollipop. The classic wombo-combo of two of the greatest fruits to ever exist. You’ve had it in juice form, crepe form, milkshake and smoothie form, bread, cake, salad, muffins and likely other forms you clever people have thought up. But do any of those last an hour? Didn’t think so.
1.1 Ounces (or 31 Grams, if you will) of the most delicious Pink Lemonade Lollipops you will ever taste. It’s like that warm summer day (#cliche) when you were just a wee little one, you and your friends running around the yard and your mother brings out a tray of watermelon slices and ice-cold deliciousness … Except this Pink Lemonade Lollipop lasts an hour, not the 14 seconds it took you to down that glass of Lemonade. We also just so happen to have a “Watermelon” Lollipop, coincidence? We think not! #ShamelessCrossPromotion.
1.1 Ounces (or 31 Grams, if you will) of the most delicious Juicy Grape Lollipops you will ever taste. It’s like kicking back at the end of the day and pouring yourself a glass of your favorite wine… Unless you’re underage, in that case, disregard the last sentence. It’s as if the Greek God of the Harvest, Dionysus, himself had a hand in crafting this Lollipop that lasts an hour and tastes… Divine.
You thought nothing could ever taste as sweet and delicious as grandma’s Strawberry Shortcake after Thanksgiving Turkey. You thought wrong. Instead of taking tiny bites of that cake in an attempt to savor every bite, these Lollipops last an hour and wont ever lose their flavor! Sorry Not Sorry, Grandma.
That overpriced Green Siren has got nothin’ on these hour-lasting pops! These Lollipops are by far the most potent of our selection and if you are seeking the taste of that Mocha Latte but it just so happens to be 2am on a Tuesday and you’ve got work in 5 hours, no worries! These bad boys are caffeine free!
Peaches and Cream
Traditionally a southern classic dessert made into a delectable lollipop, with sweet delicate peach flavor and luxurious cream. This pop makes a wonderful snack for an afternoon break or for after dinner indulgence.
Root Beer Float
Yup, we did it. We made a Root Beer Float Lollipop. Root Beer taste with real Vanilla Cream Swirl, pretty AND delicious! The days may have passed when the coolest thing to do in town was get a Root Beer at the local Soda Shop, but pop one of these suckers in, throw on your black leather jacket and some vinyl – you’re now a bona fide Greaser! Rock N’ Roll will never die!
Do-Do-Do-do-do-do-do-Do-Do-do-Do. The unmistakable sound of the Ice-Cream Truck pulling up to the beach on a hot summer day, followed by the unmistakable sound of every, single, child, begging their parents for money. This hour-lasting Lollipop is just as every bit refreshing as any ice cream you could get from the truck! Bonus: this pop wont melt in the summer sun! You need at least 287 degrees to melt these suckers! Bring it on, Global Warming!
Blueberries and Cream
If you’ve never had blueberries dipped in whip cream before… first off, what is wrong with you!? Secondly, it will Blow. Your. Mind. This hour lasting Lollipop is guaranteed to last longer than your stash of blueberries and at only 130 calories, might be a better choice to watch that waistline. Though if you want to dip this sucker into some whip cream… who are we to stop you?
If you want your Cheesecake from some “Factory”, we can’t stop you. But if you want your Cheesecake from a Gourmet Candy Kitchen, we also can’t stop you but that’s beyond the point. These hour-lasting pops will stick around a lot longer than any $15.95 tiny desert you could order.
Everyone loves that right from the oven rolled dough spread with cinnamon and then smothered with gooey sugary frosting! Now you can enjoy those same fabulous flavors from this lollipop, you can almost get the warming feeling.